Money

It can buy you a House; But not a Home.
It can buy you a Bed; But not Sleep.
It can buy you a Clock; But not Time.
It can buy you a Book; But not Knowledge.
It can buy you a Position; But not Respect.
It can buy you Medicine; But not Health.
It can buy you Blood; But not Life.
It can buy you Sex; But not Love.
So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away
your pain and suffering...
So send me all your money.
And I will suffer for you.

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