To Think About

   2  TOUGH QUESTIONS
   Question 1:  A woman is pregnant and already
   has 8 children, 3 are blind,  2 are deaf,
   and she has Syphilis.  Would you
   recommend that she have an abortion?
   Question 2: It is time to elect a new
   world leader, and your vote counts.
   Here are the facts about the three
   leading candidates:
   Candidate A: Associates with crooked
   politicians, and consults with
   astrologists. He's had two mistresses.
   He also chain smokes and drinks
   8 to 10 martinis a day.
   Candidate B: He was kicked out of office
   twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
   in college and drinks a quart of
   whisky every evening.
   Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero.
   He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
   drinks an occasional beer and
   hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
   Which of these candidates would be your
   choice?
   Decide first, no peeking, then scroll
   down for the answer.
   Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
   Candidate B is Winston Churchill
   Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
   And by the way: Answer to the abortion
   question if you said yes, you
   just killed Beethoven.
   Pretty interesting isn't it. Makes a
   person think before judging someone.
   Remember amateurs built the ark
         - Professionals built the Titanic. >>

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