Three Wishes

Now here's a "solution" for California::  Enjoy
Three guys, a Nebraskan, a Californian, and an Oregonian are out
walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out
of it.
"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. 
The Nebraskan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Nebraska." 
With a blink of the Genie's eye, "FOOM," the land in Nebraska was forever
made fertile for farming. 
The Californian was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around California,
so that no foreigners can come into our precious state." 
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF" there was a huge wall around
The Oregonian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." 
The Genie explains, "Well, it is about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, and
completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out." 
The Oregonian says, "Fill it with water." 

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