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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking
trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the
sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"
"I see thousands of stars," Watson replied.
"And what does that mean to you?" 
"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. 
What does it mean to you, Holmes?"
Holmes replied, "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
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