Surgeon Humor

I usually get the best jokes from this list. Now, here's a contribution 
-- probably guaranteed to offend the professions mentioned! But that 
includes me, since I'm a librarian!
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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and comparing notes.  "I
think accountants are the easiest to operate on," the first one said. 
"You open them up and everything is numbered."
"I think librarians are the easiest to operate on," the second one
offered. "You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third one said, "I like engineers - they always understand
when you have parts left over at the end."
"I prefer to operate on attorneys, said the fourth surgeon, the
most experienced of the group.  "They're heartless, spineless and
gutless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangable."
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