Some News Headlines

SUBJECT:  NEWS HEADLINE DOUBLESPEAK   (Excerpt from "Whimsey" via Donkei)
# L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
# Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
# Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest
# Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
# Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
# Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
# Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
# Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
# Blind Women Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
# Defendant's Speech Ends in Long Sentence
# Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
# Collegians are Turning to Vegetables
# Farmer Bill Dies in House
# Eye Drops off  Shelf
# Two Sisters Reunited after Eighteen Years in Checkout Counter
# Deaf  College Opens Doors to Hearing
# Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
# Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

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