Some Cute Quotes

Pat---your kids home pages are super neat !!

And as I recall, your sense of humor is like mine, so here's a few more quotes (and hopefully for grins I'll post them to the list also)


1. Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody -- Mark Twain

2. The reason I never drink whisky is because I like it so much -- Robert E Lee

3. If I were two-faced, why would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln

4. When in the minority, talk! When in the majority, vote! -- Roger Sherman

5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going -- Bear Bryant

6. I have wonderful news from my Florida realtor! They just found land on my property!-- Milton Berle

7. Basil's Law of Probability Dispersion: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed

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