Poker Joke

  Six Jewish gentlemen were playing poker in the Condo clubhouse when
  Meyerowitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops
dead  at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their
  playing time standing up.
  Finkelstein looks around and asks "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"
  They draw straws.  Goldberg, who is always a loser, picks the short one.
  They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any
  worse than it is.
  "Gentlemen!  Discreet?  I'm the most discreet mensch you will ever meet.
  Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
  Goldberg schleps over to the Meyerowitz apartment, knocks on the door,
the wife answers, asks what he wants.
  Goldberg declares "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come
  home."
  She hollers, "TELL HIM HE SHOULD DROP DEAD!"
  Goldberg says, "I'll tell him."

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