People You May Work With

     USEFUL DESCRIPTIONS OF PEOPLE YOU MAY WORK WITH
     
     Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
     
     Got into the gene pool while the life guard wasn't watching.
     
     A room temperature IQ.
     
     Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
     
     A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
     
     A prime candidate for natural deselection.
     
     Bright as Alaska in December.
     
     During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
     
     Fell out of the family tree.
     
     Gates are down , the lights are flashing, but the train isnt coming.
     
     Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
     
     He's so dense, light bends around him.
     
     If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
     
     If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
     
     It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
     
     Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he just gargled.
     
     Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
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