Paul Harvey, If I Were the Devil

IF I WERE THE DEVIL


If I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness and I'd have a third of it's real estate and 4/5ths of it's population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree - - Thee

So I'd set about however necessary to take over the United States. I'd subvert the churches first. I'd begin with a campaign of whispers - with the wisdom of a serpent I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve - do as you please. To the young I would whisper the Bible is a myth. I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that what's bad is good and what's good is square. And the old I would teach to pray - after me ..'our father which art in Washington'.

And then I'd get organized. I'd educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. I'd threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice-versa.

I'd peddle narcotics to whom I could. I'd sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction, I'd tranquilize the rest with pills

If I were the devil, I'd soon have families at war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves, until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings I'd have mesmerizing media fanning the flames

If I were the devil I would encourage schools to refine young intellects but neglect to discipline emotions just let those run wild, until before you knew it you'd have to have drug sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every school house door

Within a decade I'd have prisons overflowing. I'd have judges promoting pornography. Soon I could evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, and then from the houses of congress. And in His own churches I would substitute psychology for religion and deify science. I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls, and church money

If I were the Devil I would make the symbol of Easter an egg, and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.

If I were the Devil I'd take from those who have and give to those who want it, until I'd killed the incentive of the ambitious. What'll you bet I could get whole states to promote gambling as THE way to get rich.

I would caution against extremes - in hard work - in patriotism - in moral conduct. I would convince the young that marriage is old fashioned, that swinging is more fun - that what you see on TV is the way to be. And thus I could undress you in public - and I could lure you into bed - with diseases - for which there is no cure.

In other words, if I were the Devil, I'd just keep on doing what he's doing

Paul Harvey, Good Day

Paul Harvey, ABC Radio, Monday - March 8, 1993 (-Back to home page-)