Oreo Cookies

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat 
Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose 
which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
 
 1. The whole thing all at once.
 2. One bite at a time
 3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite     
     afterwards.
 4. In little feverous nibbles.
 5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
 6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
 7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie. 
 8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
 10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
 
 
 Your Personality:
 
 1. The whole thing
 This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, 
 exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally 
 irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. 
 
 2. One bite at a time.
 You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their 
 Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but 
 that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.
 
 3. Slow and Methodical.
 You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very 
 meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of 
 being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast 
 lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.
 
 4. Feverous Nibbles.
 Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly.  You 
 always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them.  
 Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin 
 would do you good.
 
 5. Dunked.
 Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar 
 coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good 
 ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You 
 have a propensity towards narcotic addiction. 
 
 6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
 You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking 
 things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put 
 them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your 
 activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a 
 compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
 
 7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
 You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what 
 you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and 
 lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But 
 that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
 
 8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
 You enjoy pain.
 
 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
 Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help 
 - immediately.
 10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
 You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, 
 and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about 
 the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You 
 like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing 
 you.

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