ONLY IN AMERICA
*  Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance...
*  Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink...
*  Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry,
and a diet coke...
*  Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters...
*  Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
*  Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place...
*  Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight...
*  Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process
so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking
creatures"
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