More Newspaper Headlines

       58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)
       1.  Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
       2.  Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
       3.  Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
       4.  Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
       5.  Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
       6.  Farmer Bill Dies in House
       7.  Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
       8.  Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
       9.  Stud Tires Out
       10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
       11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
       12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
       13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
       14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
       15. Eye Drops off Shelf
       16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
       17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
       18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
       19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
       20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
       21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
       22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
       23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
       24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
       25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
       26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
       27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
       28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
       29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
       30. War Dims Hope for Peace
       31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
       32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
       33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
       34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
       35. Deer Kill 17,000
       36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
       37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
       38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
       39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
       40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
       41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
       42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
       43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
       44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
       45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
       46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
       47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
       48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
       49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
       50. Air Head Fired
       51. Steals Clock, Faces Time
       52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
       53. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
       54. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
       55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
       56. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
       57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
       58. Include your Children When Baking Cookies
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