Medical Definitions 2

The Farmer's Guide to Medical Terms :

Artery - - - - - The study of paintings

Bacteria - - - - - Back door to a cafeteria

Barium - - - - - What doctors do when treatment fails

Bowels - - - - - A letter like A, E, I, O or U

Cesarean Section - - - - - A district in Rome

CAT Scan - - - - - Searching for kitty

Cauterize - - - - - Make eye contact with her

Colic - - - - - A sheep dog

Coma - - - - - A punctuation mark

Congenital - - - - - Friendly

D & C - - - - - Where Washington is

Dilate - - - - - To live long

Enema - - - - - Not a friend

GI series - - - - - Soldier ballgame

Grippe - - - - - Suitcase

Hangnail - - - - - Coat hook

Labor pain - - - - - Getting hurt at work

Morbid - - - - - Higher offer

Nitrate - - - - - Cheaper than a day rate

Outpatient - - - - - Person who has fainted

Pelvis - - - - - Cousin of Elvis

Prostate - - - - - Flat on your back

Recovery Room - - - - - Place to do upholstery

Seizure - - - - - Roman Emperor

Tablet - - - - - A small table

Terminal illness - - - - - Getting sick at the airport

Tumor - - - - - More than one

Urine - - - - - Opposite of you're out

Varicose - - - - - Near by

Vein - - - - - Conceited

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