Humorous Quotes - 1

Several recent posts have contained humorous quotations. Here's a few that I like

1. When all is said and done, more is said than done

2. Always hire a rich attorney. Never buy from a rich salesman

3. Fishing is the art of casting, trolling, or spinning, while freezing, sweating, swatting, or swearing

4. October. A very dangerous month for the stock market. The others are June, August, January, March, September, November, July, April, May, December, and February---Mark Twain

5. I don't care so much about the return on my money as the return of my money --Will Rogers

6. Beware of statistics--the average American has one testicle and one breast

7. Half the people in the world are below average

8. There are some things that everybody thinks and nobody says and other things that everybody says and nobody thinks

9. Question: What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Answer -- short

10. Question: What does Winnie-the-Pooh, John the Baptist, and Billy the Kid have in common? Answer -- they all have the same middle name

Cheers Bob Tindall

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