1. Have you ever noticed....anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone driving faster is a maniac.
2. If at first you do succeed --- don't act astonished!
3. Hospitality is making your guest feel at home even if you wish they were.
4. Old age is when you know all the answers, but nobody asks you any questions.
5. Once I was elected President, the thing that surprised me the most was
that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were --- John Kennedy
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