Computer Humor 1

you know you are addicted when.................

Your wife puts a wig over your monitor to remind you what she looks like

You check your mail. It says "no new messages". So, you check it again

You have your telephone bill delivered in a bo

You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom

All of your friends have an @ in their names

You tell the cab driver you live at http//123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html

You tell the kids they can't use the computer because, "daddy's got work to do"....and you don't have a job

Your spouse says communication is important to a marriage, so you buy another computer and install another phone line so the two of you can chat

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button

Your computer goes down, you haven't logged on for two hours. You start to tremble. You pick up the phone and dial your Internet access number

You try to mimic computer noise in order to connect. You succeed

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