Forrest goes to Heaven!

Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "This Place is filling up so fast, we've had to begin giving an entrance exam to get in. The test I have for you is only three questions.

1. What days of the week begin with the letter T?
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
3. What is God's first name? "

St. Peter gives Forrest time to think the questions over. Soon, St.Peter says, "Tell me your answers. First, what days of the week begin with the letter T?

Forrest says, "Well, the first one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow."

The Saint said, "Forrest! That's not what I was thinking of! Hummmm, but you do have a point. I'll give you credit for that answer."

"How about the next question? How many seconds in a year?"

Forrest answers, "Twelve."

St. Peter says, "Twelve? How could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

Forrest says, "Gotta be twelve: January second, February second, March second...".

St. Peter says, "I see your point. I'll give you credit for that one, too.

Let's go on with the next and final question. Can you tell me God's first name?"

Forrest replied, "Andy".

St. Peter says, "I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but how in the heaven's name did you came up with the name "Andy" as the first name of God?"

"That was the easiest one of all", Forrest replied.

"I learned it from the song.....


The lesson: THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW; and just because another person doesn't see things the same way or understand the same way that you do, does not mean that his/her view is wrong.
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