Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Got any more to keep our brains buzzing for the next year? Add'em and forward to us.
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