Dunkin Donuts

        A group of seniors were sitting 
        around talking about all their ailments.
        "My arms have gotten so weak I 
        can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
        "Yes, I know," said another. "My 
        cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."
        "I couldn't even mark an "X" at 
        election time, my hands are so crippled," 
         volunteered a third.
        "What? Speak up! What? I can't 
        hear you!"
        "I can't turn my head because of 
        the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, 
         to which several nodded weakly in 
        "My blood pressure pills make me 
        so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
        "I forget where I am, and where 
        I'm going," said another.
        "I guess that's the price we pay 
        for getting old," winced an old man 
         as he slowly shook his head.
        The others nodded in agreement. 
        "Well, count your Blessings," 
        said a woman cheerfully - -
         "thank God we can all still drive."

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