Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned

            A minister decided that a visual 
            demonstration would add emphasis 
            to his Sunday sermon.

            Four worms were placed into 
            four separate jars..

            The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
            The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
            The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
            The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

            At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister 
            reported the following results:
            The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

            The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead



            The Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead



            Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

            So the Minister asked the congregation
            What did you learn from this demonstration?

            Maxine was sitting in the back, 
            quickly raised her hand and said,

            'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

            That pretty much ended the service.  

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