Christian One Liners

Don't let your worries get  the
best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket  case.
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Some people are kind, polite,  and
sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their  pews.
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Many folks want to serve God,
but  only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach  ten sermons
than it is to live one.
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The  good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come  close.
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When you get to your wit's  end,
you'll find God lives  there.
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People are funny; they want the  front
of the bus, the middle of the road, and
the back of the  church..
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Opportunity may knock once, but  temptation
bangs on your front door  forever.
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Quit griping about your  church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't  belong.
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If the church wants a better  preacher,
it only needs to pray for the one it  has.
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God Himself does not propose to  judge
a man until he is dead. So why should  you?
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Some minds are like  concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently  set.
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Peace starts with a  smile.
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I don't know why some  people
change churches; what difference does
it make which one you stay  home from?
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A lot of church members who are  singing
'Standing on the Promises'
are just sitting on the  premises.
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We were called to be  witnesses,
not lawyers or judges..
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Be  ye fishers of men. You catch
them - He'll clean  them.
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Coincidence is when God
chooses  to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question  mark
where God put a period. (quoted from Gracie  Allen)
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Don't wait for 6 strong men
to  take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits  create many jams.
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God doesn't call the  qualified,
He qualifies the called.
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God  grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God  loves everyone, but probably prefers
'fruit of the spirit' over a  'religious nut!'
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God promises a safe  landing,
not a calm passage.
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He who  angers you, controls you!
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If God is your  Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't  give God instructions -- just report for  duty!
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The task ahead of us is never  as
great as the Power behind us.
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The  Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect  you.
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We don't change the message,
the  message changes us
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You can tell how big a  person is
by what it takes to discourage  him.
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The best mathematical equation
I  have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4  given.
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