proofreading

(Proofreading  is a dying art, would you say?)  

Man  Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and  Daughter
Something  Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No,  really? Ya think?
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Police  Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda  Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
What a guy!  
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Miners  Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing'  lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile  Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
See  if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War  Dims Hope for Peace 
I  can see where it might have that effect!
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;If  Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last  Awhile
Ya  think?!
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Cold  Wave Linked to Temperatures <  /B>
Who would have thought!
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Enfield (   London  ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect  Homicide    
They  may be on to something!
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Red  Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
You mean there's something stronger than duct  tape?  
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Man  Struck By Lightning: Faces  Battery Charge 
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New  Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test  Group 
Aeren't  they fat enough?!
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Astronaut  Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
That's  what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids  Make Nutritious Snacks 
Do they taste like chicken?
Local   High School Dropouts Cut  in Half 
Chainsaw Massacre all over  again!
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Hospitals  are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
Boy, are they tall! 
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And  the winner is.... 
Typhoon  Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I  read that right?  

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