It's all in "how you say it"

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'

Jose says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'

Carlos sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'

Jose says, 'No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars.'

Carlos says, 'So what does your sign say?'

Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ..'


This page created and maintained by Dave Palmer

(-Back to home page-)