How Tall? 

 Bubba and Cooter were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking
         up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're
         supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we
         don't have a ladder."

          The blonde woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few
         bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from
         her pocket, took a measurement, and announced, "Eighteen feet, six
         inches", and walked away.

          Cooter shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb
         blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

          Bubba and Cooter are currently supervising the reconstruction of
         New Orleans.

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