A lot of folks can't understand how we came 
                    To have an oil shortage here in our country.
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                    Well, there's a very simple answer. 
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                    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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                    We just didn't know we were getting low
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                    The reason for that is purely geographical.
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                    Our OIL is located in
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                    ALASKA
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                    California
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                    Coastal Florida 
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                    Coastal Louisiana
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                    Kansas
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                    Oklahoma
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                    Pennsylvania 
                    And
                    Texas 
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                    Our
                    DIPSTICKS
                    Are located in
                    Washington , DC !!!! 
                    Any Questions? 
                              

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