Doctor

Let me tell you about my doctor. He is very good. If you
tell him you want  a second opinion, he will go out and
come in again.

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three
years before he  realized she was Chinese.

Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the 
end of the six  months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, 
so the doctor gave him another  six months.

While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, 
"Doctor, there is a  man here who thinks he is 
invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't  see him."

Another time a man came running in the office and
yelled, "Doctor, doctor,  my son just swallowed a roll 
of film." The doctor calmly replied, "Let's  just wait 
and see what develops."

One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious
memory problem."  The doctor asked, "When did it 
start? "The man replied, "When did what start?"

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in 
my ears. His  advice: "Don't answer it."

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to
him, "Doctor, I  think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him 
some pills and said, "Here, take  these. If they don't 
work, give me a ring."

Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a 
deck of cards. The  doctor simply said, "Go sit over
there. I'll deal with you later."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, 
he told me to stop going to those places.

You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a
month and a half for  an appointment he says, "I wish
you had come to me sooner

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