The computer swallowed  grandma. 
Yes, honestly its true. 
She pressed 'control' and  'enter' 
And disappeared from view. 

It devoured her  completely, 
The thought just makes me squirm. 
She must have  caught a virus 
Or been eaten by a worm. 

I've searched  through the recycle bin 
and files of every kind; 
I've even used  the Internet, 
But nothing did I find. 

In desperation,  I asked Jeeves 
My searches to refine. 
The reply from him was  negative, 
Not a thing was found 'online.' 

So, if  inside your 'Inbox,' 
My Grandma you should see, 
Please  'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her 
And send her back to me! 

This is a tribute to all the 
Grandmas who have been fearless  
and learned to use the computer........ 
They are the greatest!!! 
We do not stop playing because we grow old; 
We grow old because we stop playing. 
Never Be The First To Get Old!  

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