Instructions for life from the back of the box
* On  Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

* On a bag  of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details  inside.

* On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like  regular soap.

* Some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving  suggestion: Defrost.

* On a hotel-provided shower cap in a  box:
Fits one head.

* On Tesco's Tiramisu  desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the  box.)

* On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product  will be hot after heating

* On packaging for a Rowenta  Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body

* On Boot's Children's  Cough Medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery

*  On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: may cause drowsiness

*  On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children

* On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor  use only.

* On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used  for the other use

* On Sainsbury's Peanuts
Warning:  contains nuts

* On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

* On a Swedish  chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your  hands

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