FOR LEXOPHILES
(LOVERS OF WORDS):

                             
1.  A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
                            .
2.  A will is a dead giveaway
                            .
3.  Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
                            .
4.  A backward poet writes inverse.
                            .
5.  In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, 
it's your Count that votes.
                            .
6.  A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
                            .
7.  If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
                            .
8.  With her marriage she got a new name, and a dress.
                            .
9.  Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, 
and I'll show you A-flat miner.
                            .
10.  When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
                            .
11.  The guy, who fell onto an upholstery machine, 
was fully recovered.
                            .
12.  A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, it resulted in 
Linoleum Blownapart.
                            .
13.  You are stuck with your debt, if you can't budge it.
                             
14.  Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
                            .
15.  He broke into song, because he couldn't find the key.
                             
16.  A calendar's days are numbered.
                            .
17.  A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
                             
18.  A boiled egg is hard to beat.
                             
19.  He has a photographic memory, which was never developed.
                            .
20.  A plateau is a high form of flattery.
                            .
21.  A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: 
a small medium at large.
                            .
22.  Those, who get too big for their britches, 
will be exposed in the end.
                            .
23.  When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
                             
24.  If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
                            .
25.  When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd 
dye.
                            .
26.  Bakers trade bread recipes, on a knead to know basis.
                            .
27.  Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
                            .
28.  Acupuncture: a jab well done.
                             

NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large 
number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

This page created and maintained by Dave Palmer

(-Back to home page-)