FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. . 2. A will is a dead giveaway . 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. . 4. A backward poet writes inverse. . 5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. . 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. . 7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed. . 8. With her marriage she got a new name, and a dress. . 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A-flat miner. . 10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. . 11. The guy, who fell onto an upholstery machine, was fully recovered. . 12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, it resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. . 13. You are stuck with your debt, if you can't budge it. 14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under. . 15. He broke into song, because he couldn't find the key. 16. A calendar's days are numbered. . 17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. 18. A boiled egg is hard to beat. 19. He has a photographic memory, which was never developed. . 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery. . 21. A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. . 22. Those, who get too big for their britches, will be exposed in the end. . 23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. . 25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. . 26. Bakers trade bread recipes, on a knead to know basis. . 27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. . 28. Acupuncture: a jab well done. NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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