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EVER WONDER ....

  • Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  • Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
  • Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  • Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  • Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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ONLY IN AMERICA:

  • Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
  • Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
  • Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
  • Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
  • Only in America.....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
  • Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
  • Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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