Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: *"Hello"

WOMAN: *"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: *"Yes"

WOMAN: *"I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: *"Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: *"I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: *"How much?"

WOMAN: *"$90,000"

MAN: *"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: *"Great! Oh, and one more thing the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: *"Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50 th ousand. It really is a pretty good price."*

WOMAN:* "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: *"Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape . He smiles and asks: *"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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