Management Training

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pul-   
ling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter,   
"Want coffee."   
The waiter says, "Sure thing, coming right up."   
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking   
the coffee down in one gulp, the Indian turns and blasts   
the buffalo with the shotgun, then just walks out of the   
place!   
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun   
in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.   
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want   
coffee!"   
The waiter says, "Whoa, mister! We're still cleaning up   
your mess from yesterday. What the heck is all this about,   
anyway?"   
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper   
management. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave   
mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."  

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