Kids Today Think On Their Feet
Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" >
Teacher: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
Teacher: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen.... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to,. . .my Mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Morris, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, Teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
PUPIL: A Teacher
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