How to bathe a cat.

  • 1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
  • 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
  • 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
  • 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids.
  • 5. Stand on top of lids so cat cannot escape.
  • 6. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this)
  • 7. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times; this provides power rinse which is quite effective. (cat is too big to go anywhere)
  • 8. Have someone open outside door.
  • 9. Stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
  • 10. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.
  • 11. Cat will return when hungry.

    Sincerely,

    The Dog

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