Puns Away

More Groaners...
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. 
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. 
A  Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. 
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. 
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. 
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons? 
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. 
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 
Corduroy pillows are making headlines. 
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? 
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. 
Banning the bra was a big flop. 
Sea captains don't like crew cuts. 
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. 
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 
A gossip is someone with a sense of rumor. 
Without geometry, life is pointless. 
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. 
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. 
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Groan ......

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