Senior Humor

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. 
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art." 
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" 
"Twelve thirty." 
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Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A 
few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a 
gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor 
spoke to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" 
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot 
mamma and be cheerful.' " 
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. 
Be careful." 
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone 
rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him: 
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the 
wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" 
"It's not just one car," answered Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" 
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